The things I do for my wife

"Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
12/19/2014 at 23:38 • Filed to: None

So my wife has been bugging me to shave my chest because "it's easier for her to sleep on my chest when there isn't hair up her nose" so I did it and she just fell asleep curled up on her side of the bed. /rant

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DISCUSSION (28)

RazoE > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/19/2014 at 23:41

Could be worse. My wife waxed my happy trail once. I BLED. Never again.

PowderHound > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/19/2014 at 23:41

grow it back really fast, that will show her.

Spaceball-Two > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/19/2014 at 23:42

If only I had more stars to give

PyramidHat > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/19/2014 at 23:42

Well you could ask her "Well...you see...I shaved my chest...and....you know....?" and just see how she reacts....

Or you could be more direct with "So am I supposed to keep things clean shaven on the off-chance you want to sleep here? Or shall I grow the hair back?"

Fine NSX, tho....

 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/19/2014 at 23:44

Honey, I shaved my balls too so you know...

E92M3 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/19/2014 at 23:46

Wait? You guys sleep in the same bed?

XJDano > PyramidHat
12/19/2014 at 23:46

You don't like hair in your nose? Well I don't like to pick it out of my teeth.

XJDano > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/19/2014 at 23:49

You don't like hair in your nose? Well I don't like to pick it out of my teeth.

I shaved my chest & underarms once and she didn't mention it. Whelp that'll save time, don't have to do that again.

JKER > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/19/2014 at 23:49

So I've always wondered, how often do you have to shave it to keep it from itching?

heliochrome85 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/19/2014 at 23:57

enjoy the post-shave itch.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles >
12/20/2014 at 00:00

No I shave my balls... for me.

PyramidHat > XJDano
12/20/2014 at 00:09

Well, that would be the more direct route, yes...

Xyl0c41n3 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/20/2014 at 00:13

Does she keep herself groomed? Shaved legs, done hair, etc, etc? How often do you comment on and/or appreciate it? And if she does do those things, she likely does them several times a week. One chest-shaving experience gone unnoticed is small potatoes compared to the hours of time she spends every week to please herself/you.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Xyl0c41n3
12/20/2014 at 00:49

Well right now she's pregnant so the basics of hygiene is about it which I completely understand and I alays notice when her legs are shaved

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > E92M3
12/20/2014 at 00:50

Usually unless I fall asleep to how it's made downstairs on the couch haha

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > PowderHound
12/20/2014 at 00:51

Haha I'll star flexing my pects in my sleep. That should do the trick

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > JKER
12/20/2014 at 00:52

To keep it from itching I'm about once a week that said I just ignore the itching and let it grow back in till the next time she asks.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > RazoE
12/20/2014 at 00:53

Yeah I waxed my legs in college one year for a Halloween costume and I vowed never again. I don't know how women do that monthly

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > heliochrome85
12/20/2014 at 00:54

Aloe Vera ;)

Axial > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/20/2014 at 01:44

Less developed hair (velus vs. terminal), for starters. Still, takes some teeth-gritting.

Xyl0c41n3 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/20/2014 at 01:57

I think you've missed my point, but anyway...

Congratulations! Hope your little sampsonite is born happy and healthy.

briannutter1 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/20/2014 at 03:07

Hair on Hair gets tangled.....high friction. No Hair on No Hair....REALLY high friction and burns. One has to shave and if it's her, she's been doing you a favor :) http://www.finesoftware.eu/help/geo5/en/t…

JGrabowMSt > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/20/2014 at 08:36

Eh...carrying the v2.0, you're just stuck dealing with it. Keep it up, and give her a few days, maybe she just got comfortable, nothing wrong with that.

my girlfriend wants the same from me, but i have a totally different sleep schedule, so im usually on my side of the bed trying to nod off with a light still on, or her on her ds or laptop.

its bad enough that i have trouble sleeping with window air conditioners, but lights on make it rough. Once im out, im out, but unless its really quiet and dark, i have a lot of trouble falling asleep...consider yourself lucky

E92M3 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/20/2014 at 11:15

Must be newlyweds?

RazoE > E92M3
12/20/2014 at 13:57

I sleep with my wife in the same bed, but I sleep upside down because I like having my arm hang off the bed, and the headboard interferes.

NJAnon > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/22/2014 at 01:13

Sampsonite fell for the Tsukiyomi or "okee doke" if you're not japanese. So you laid there with your chest you weren't wanting to shave and the wife lying there possibly chuckling a little like "hehe I got him again!" kidding

tomorrow just get in the bed before she does and lay in the middle of the bed so she has no choice but to sleep on you.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
12/22/2014 at 11:39

Congrats on the little one!

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/22/2014 at 12:09

Thanks! He or she will have the driving prowess of Jeff Gordon and the hockey hands of Patrick Kane